What the hell?
Feb. 13th, 2010 08:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agentakI have a question.
IS THERE SOMETIHNG ABOUT ME THAT SCREAMS "PLEASE, COUPLES! COME HIT ON ME! I'D MAKE A GREAT THIRD!"
Because it's happened like FOUR TIMES NOW. AT LEAST. THIS YEAR. IT'S ONLY FEBURARY.
Okay, so I'm out with a friend of mine, right? And there's this guy. Like, drop dead sexy. Five eleven-ish (which is perfect because I'm only 5'2-5'4-ish), jet black hair, perfect pale skin and ice blue eyes. Like 25-ish Muscular enough to be a superhero. (Roughly how I picture my Perfect Guy (Perfect Woman descriptions are either the same coloring/height with just kickin' curves or blondes. I'm bad for blondes. Moving on.))
Now I totally pegged him as way out of my league, but he keeps trying to catch my eye in the store and clearly checking me out while smiling devilishly. I toss the look right back for a while, but then I see him walking over to this other girl (really good looking as well) and he puts his arm around her. I'm like *sigh*.
It should have ended there. It didn't.
So he starts whispering in the girl's ear. She looks over at me, looks me up and down and gives me the exact same gaze he'd given me.
I'm like whatever and keep looking around.
Later, a lot of us in the shop (Including him and his girlfriend) are talking about a Valentine's party being held in the city. The place holding it has a really great party every month (I'm not a partier, but those events always look so great). I mention that I really want to go there but transportation is an issue (can't drive, no car anyway, can't take public transportation that late and also I live with my parents. Who would shoot me if they found out.)
So then I'm done shopping and pay for my stuff. The guy hands me a piece of paper with their contact info and he and his girlfriend are wearing the same dirty smile. He says "If you ever need a ride there," He looks me up and down for like the hundreth time "Or hell, even just a good riding, drop us a line."
O.O
It's flattering, and this time the couple was sexy as hell, but like THIS HAPPENS FAIRLY OFTEN. I DON'T GET IT.
........I think I'm gonna add him on Facebook.
IS THERE SOMETIHNG ABOUT ME THAT SCREAMS "PLEASE, COUPLES! COME HIT ON ME! I'D MAKE A GREAT THIRD!"
Because it's happened like FOUR TIMES NOW. AT LEAST. THIS YEAR. IT'S ONLY FEBURARY.
Okay, so I'm out with a friend of mine, right? And there's this guy. Like, drop dead sexy. Five eleven-ish (which is perfect because I'm only 5'2-5'4-ish), jet black hair, perfect pale skin and ice blue eyes. Like 25-ish Muscular enough to be a superhero. (Roughly how I picture my Perfect Guy (Perfect Woman descriptions are either the same coloring/height with just kickin' curves or blondes. I'm bad for blondes. Moving on.))
Now I totally pegged him as way out of my league, but he keeps trying to catch my eye in the store and clearly checking me out while smiling devilishly. I toss the look right back for a while, but then I see him walking over to this other girl (really good looking as well) and he puts his arm around her. I'm like *sigh*.
It should have ended there. It didn't.
So he starts whispering in the girl's ear. She looks over at me, looks me up and down and gives me the exact same gaze he'd given me.
I'm like whatever and keep looking around.
Later, a lot of us in the shop (Including him and his girlfriend) are talking about a Valentine's party being held in the city. The place holding it has a really great party every month (I'm not a partier, but those events always look so great). I mention that I really want to go there but transportation is an issue (can't drive, no car anyway, can't take public transportation that late and also I live with my parents. Who would shoot me if they found out.)
So then I'm done shopping and pay for my stuff. The guy hands me a piece of paper with their contact info and he and his girlfriend are wearing the same dirty smile. He says "If you ever need a ride there," He looks me up and down for like the hundreth time "Or hell, even just a good riding, drop us a line."
O.O
It's flattering, and this time the couple was sexy as hell, but like THIS HAPPENS FAIRLY OFTEN. I DON'T GET IT.
........I think I'm gonna add him on Facebook.
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:05 am (UTC)And dude! That guy sounds like the fanon!Church!!
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:09 am (UTC)..... *looks back into memory of today* WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THIS EARLIER?!
.............. I AM SO ADDING HIM NOW.
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:15 am (UTC)*laughs while being jealous*
CAUSE YOU'RE WEIRD! XD
DO IT!!!
*totally not telling you to do so so she can go and see what he looks like*
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 05:21 am (UTC)I dunno, don't ask me. I've never been asked for a date or a kinky threesome.
...but you could at least gimme the link to his profile or his name couldn't you *Caboose puppy eyes*
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:29 am (UTC)Lemme dig the paper out of my bag and I'll FBMessage you a link.
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Date: 2010-02-14 05:30 am (UTC)they were sex on legsyou were distracted XDYAY!!! Thankies!!
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Date: 2010-02-14 07:36 am (UTC)T-T H-hey, can you tell me your secrets?
*needs to get laid. Badly*no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 07:45 am (UTC)I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS.
Popular theory is that I have super curly bright red hair that goes past my waist and a G-cup, but I dunno if that's what does it...no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 07:59 am (UTC)...I'd tap that.D: *hugs self and feels inadequate*
THAT IS SO AWESOME. LUCKY. O_O
...Did the chick look like Tex?
Then again, I always see tex as busty and red-headed, so perhaps he was just lookin' for someone similar w/ his new GF? XD
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Date: 2010-02-14 08:10 am (UTC)I might.*huggles too*
Ummm.... Not my mental image of Tex, but she matched my sister's mental image pretty well.
...........YES. SHOULD I SLEEP WITH HIM: I. AM. TEX.
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Date: 2010-02-14 10:48 am (UTC)It's because you're such a friendly, giving person. There's always more love to go around when you pick up chicks while you're still in a couple.
mind going unsavory placesIt's totally the hair.
I'm saying this because guh, gorgeous, I have a bf yet I'd touch that hair ALL NIGHT LONGAnd you probably stand in a pretty sassy way so it's just a challenge to nab you. :P But yeah, I can understand being creeped that it's happened several times in a row.no subject
Date: 2010-02-15 07:23 pm (UTC)You are so sweet!
It's okay I'm right there with youI love my hair. You're free to play with it to your heart's content ^3^ People do all the time.
It's not my fault! It's hard to move in non-sassy ways with extreme curves!
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Date: 2010-02-14 06:15 pm (UTC)That's so bizarre, it's odd enough to have happen, but then to have it occur so often? craziness.
And, a little tidbit, there isn't anyone out of your league.
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Date: 2010-02-15 07:24 pm (UTC)I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
Awww! *huggles* You're awesome.
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Date: 2010-02-15 11:11 pm (UTC)I mean, it's strange that it keeps happening. Like, seriously, you must be everyone's dream threesome. so long as you're in it, everyone's game.
<3<3<3 NO, YOU ARE AWESOME.
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Date: 2010-02-16 04:57 am (UTC)NO NO NO MY GOOD LADY, IT IS YOU THAT IS EPIC.
Also I greatly enjoyed your boner.
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Date: 2010-02-16 09:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-16 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-14 11:11 pm (UTC)Seriously. Get some. :D
Also, second doilyhands. No one is out of your league. You are only out of theirs.
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Date: 2010-02-15 07:25 pm (UTC)I think I will and then I'll post pictures and we'll be Church/Tex.
:D You guys are the best friends I have! *more huggles*