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Title: Love Hurts, Decepticon Love Hurts More Directly
Fandom: Transformers: Prime
Pairing: Starscream/Megatron. Sort of.
Rating: G
Summary: Set sometime around Shadowzone. Starscream knows that he's on shaky ground with Megatron and feels like he needs to do something extreme to regain some lost face. This goes about as well as all of Starscream's plans.

A minor Decepticon officer informed Starscream that their leader had returned to the ship and the second in command felt rushed. This was his chance! He turned to the screen and reviews the data stream one last time to ensure that he remembered everything correctly. He did. Hours of practice had afforded him that.

The mech entered the main command center, where Megatron was discussing details of their latest mission with Knockout and Breakdown. Starscream waited silently as to not interrupt. When Megatron finally acknowledged him, the Seeker gulped.

“My Lord? I wish but a moment of your time….”

The Decepticon leader’s optics flashed and Starscream knew that his latest mistake was still fresh in his Lord’s mind.

“Go ahead, Starscream.” Came the steely reply.

Starscream laughed nervously. “Yes, My Lord. I would like to thank you again for only off-lining most of my systems and not all of them.”

“Is that all?”

“No, My Lord.” Starscream added hastily, speaking faster then before. “I have prepared something, an offering of sorts. To show you how loyal and devoted I am to you, and the Decepticon cause.”

Many of the other Decepticons in the command center began listening in.

“Make it quick, Starscream.” Megatron drawled. “I don’t have all cycle.”

“Of course, Lord Megatron.” Starscream made a noise akin to clearing one’s throat, an action he didn’t understand but did anyway as it had been the beginning of the recording. “AAAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIII-”

He dropped down to his knees, arms thrust out towards his leader.


Starscream was interrupted by a swift fist in his face.

“You have failed me yet again, Starscream.” Megatron growled as he exited the comm center.

“Oooh…” Starscream mewled from the floor.


A/N: Very, very, very long story short: My sister and I were in a McDonald's bathroom at midnight, this song came on and we started singing it at the top of our lungs and somehow came up with this fic. I hope it made you laugh.

Date: 2011-08-21 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

that is all

Date: 2011-08-21 05:00 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-21 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Date: 2011-08-21 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I broke someone! This is the best day ever!

Date: 2011-08-21 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Don't you love it when real life inspires a fic?

Date: 2011-08-21 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
We were just joking around and I was like "I need to write this."

It was the best day ever :3

Date: 2011-08-21 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Why do I have the perfect icon for this O________________O

Date: 2011-08-21 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ohmygodsaved :D :D :D

Date: 2011-08-21 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*snickers* great crack!

Date: 2011-08-21 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks :D

Date: 2011-11-09 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitza marina canziani garza (from
I thought this was great!

Date: 2011-11-09 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks! I adore Transformers: Prime, I just had to do it :3
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